More creative ways for expressing my Delicate Condition:

  • “We’re renting out the guest room for the next 18 years.”
  • “We’re moving the Baby 1.0 prototype into production.”
  • “We’re spinning off a wholly-owned subsidiary.”
  • “I’m way not anorexic.”
  • “We’ve signed a development deal with God.”
  • “I now have hormones for two.”
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