“So will you love me, even when I get stretch marks?”

“I already love you, even with your flat nose. And your flat butt. Stretch marks aren’t going to make any difference.”

“Thanks, hun. Go away now.”

P.S.: Got a bagful of stretch mark samples from ShelfEelf that she had been steadily collecting since day dot. I feel rather honoured that she’d decided to bestow them all on me. And even as I’m mostly convinced that the stuff doesn’t work anyway, it’s still nice to hand a sample to Tony and order him to rub my belly.

Cocoa butter. Mmmmm…

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