Velle: You know that place in Queensland? Woolloomoolloo?
Tony: ?
Velle: Woondimoodi?
Tony: [Starting to grin]
Velle: Woondoomoondi?
Tony: [Grinning harder]
Velle: You know the one I’m talking about! Woondoo-something. Mindi?
Tony: [Laughing silently]
Velle: Or was it moon? Moon-something! Woondimoondi!
Tony: [Not even trying AT ALL to help.]
Velle: You know what I’m talking about! The one in Queensland!
Tony: Mmmmphf!
Velle: Come on! The one in Queensland! Windi! Windimoondi!
Tony: I know there’s a Goondiwindi…
Velle: YES! GOONDIWINDI! Anyway, Nicole’s* going there to do her prac.
And I thought Singapore street names were hard.
*Nicole = Tony’s cousin, currently doing a double major in nursing and midwifery.